Chad, with all the stuff Spike has left up of mine... you got nuttin' to worry about!
My all time favorite vehicle was my 1976 Dodge Maxivan Tradesman 300. It was an extened, heavy duty, 1 ton van all done up with flares, sidepipes, wheels, bay windows, visor, engine, air horns, 4 captains chairs, Alpine stereo with HUGE amps and subs, overhead console, lights, electric fridge, two batteries, shoreline connection and of course... the crowning jewel... a BED in the back!
This was my high school ride. It was commonly referred to around the campus as "THE Van". There were others, but this was "THE Van".
My favorite name for it was the S.S. Intercourse!
I also had lifted 4 wheel drive pickups, a '62 Chevy Nova with a 327 LT1 engine and some cool jap bikes.
The snowmobiles were all pretty cool too. It was like having your own personal NASCAR setup on the snow.

CJ